"I like to dress up as Bob the Builder, and luxuriate in a bathtub full of egg salad," the stunning Aussie model confessed to this reporter with a knowing smile.
PHWOAR! More like Mi-RANDY Kerr, amirite?! Eggs-cellent!
The disclosure of titillating details of her sex life is a surprising PR move for the 30-year old professionally attractive person, who after her break-up from Hollywood heartthrob Orlando Bloom has been romantically linked to James Packer. So, are the two high-profile Australians more than just friends?
Kerr is coy about the rumours: “Ah, James,” she says, her dewy ocular jellies coyly flashing. “He has the face of a dog’s arse, but the soul of a man with an enormous equity share in a major international gambling conglomerate.”
Well, I think we all know what that means!
Whatever the status of their relationship, Kerr assures us she won’t be settling down anytime soon. “I’m enjoying the single life. I love being my own person. When I’m not working I can do what I want. Right now I’m halfway through a new translation of Spinoza’s Ethics.”
Not that there’s a shortage of suitors for this pulchritudinous antipodean fembot. And when asked if she’d ever consider a lover who wasn’t a man, Kerr laughed and replied, “Who’s to say I haven’t already? I don’t see gender. I just see adoring pathetic love serfs and their ritual self-debasement in thrall to my spellbinding sexual allure. Man woman, walrus … it’s all the same to me.”
Tusk, tusk, Miranda … you are so NAUGHTY!